Cook This: Massaged Kale with Almond Butter Dressing
By Dr. Samantha Brody, On February 27, 2012
I’ve been cooking healthy food for 20+ years. I’ve worked in a macrobiotic restaurant. I’ve worked at the deli at a health food store. I’ve worked catering gigs. And I’ve taken countless classes in vegetarian cooking. But I have never, ever, heard of massaging kale.
My husband, who can barely cook his way out of a paper bag (ok, with the exception of whole grain scratch pancakes- he can totally rock those suckers), came home from visiting a friend of ours in Seattle and announced that he had learned a great new way to prepare raw kale. I was suspicious at best. He explained that she had him massage the kale for 10-15 minutes, squeezing it as hard as he could and the result was soft and yummy kale salad.
Within 24 hours I was set up in my kitchen to give it a try, partly because it seemed so ridiculous. But sure enough cowboy, it worked! And even better, I suspected it would go more quickly and easily if you actually massaged oil into it. Bingo!
Now to decide how to dress it. I remembered a pretty decent dish that I learned how to make about 25 years ago when I was following some absurd detox program. It was shredded carrots and celery with a dressing of almond butter and apple juice. But I don’t particularly like celery so the recipe settled into the recesses of my mind, until now. The dressing would work well here, I was certain.
The first time I made it I used regular kale, boxed OG apple juice and roasted almond butter. The second time I made it I used lacinato kale, raw almond butter and unpasteurized apple juice. The second round was tastier but I’m not sure if it was the different kale or the quality of the ingredients that made the difference. I’ll see if I can work that out. Please give me your feedback if you try it both ways.
Ingredients
Instructions
I’m on a kick to eat a head of kale every 2-3 days. This is helping.
Enjoy!
Dr. Samantha
Cook This: Ling Cod Fish Tacos
By Dr. Samantha Brody, On February 19, 2012
I originally found the recipe for Scrumptious Halibut Fish Tacos on Epicurious about 4 years ago. I bookmarked it and have gone back at least a dozen times. This time though, I wanted a slightly less expensive fish for a weekday meal so I asked Lyf at Flying Fish Co what he thought would work well. It took him about 5 seconds to choose Pacific ling cod. It was fresh, never frozen, about half the price of halibut, and Lyf was 100% sure. And really, who am I to doubt the fishmonger?
There are a few other changes I made because I didn’t want to buy pre-julienned carrots or non-organic broccoli slaw. And next time I’m going to make my own tortillas. I bought a tortilladora about a year ago (I’m a sucker for kitchen gadgets) and my first try was a disaster but I really need to get back on that.
I served the tacos as shown with a side of refried black beans. My five year old came up with that idea and was thrilled it helped everything “stick” so well inside the tortilla. And if you wanted to make this even lower in carbs you really could serve the fish over the slaw and skip the tortilla.
INGREDIENTS
SLAW DRESSING
SLAW
GARNISHES
Instructions
1. Assemble slaw, mix dressing ingredients and whisk , pour dressing over slaw and let marinate while you prepare the rest of the dish.
2. Pour flour onto large plate, add cumin, salt, and pepper. Dredge fish in flour mix.
3. Heat up a stainless or cast iron skillet with olive oil and cook fish until just cooked through.
4. Heat up tortilla on hot cast iron pan or directly on electric burner.
4. Put slaw on tortilla and top with fish and garnishes.
I serve with lime wedges, avo, refried black beans (amy’s are my favorite), scallions and fresh jalapenos.
Enjoy!
Dr Samantha
Cook This: Meatoaf Muffins- Gluten and dairy free goodness
By Dr. Samantha Brody, On February 14, 2012

A patient recently told me she made up a recipe for “buffaluffins.” Buffalo meat muffins. Brilliant, I thought. And look what was sitting in my fridge- a pound of grass fed grass finished beef waiting to be made into burgers. Forget it! Muffins it is. The first round was good. Not great. I tweaked the recipe a bit to add more veggies and took out a few things I threw in there that didn’t work (flax seeds for one- not sure what I was thinking.) Bingo.
Note: this recipe includes cooked quinoa which I would recommend making the night before so it will be cool for mixing into the meatloaf. Here is a great link for instructions on cooking it. I take a simpler approach and just go 2:1 (ish) with water to quinoa but her instructions lead to a better result texturally.
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Instructions
e my hands.You can serve with red sauce or ketchup. A good side dish with this is sautéed spinach or kale. And a salad. Of course.
Here’s a nutritional breakdown per muffin. Calories: 179, Carbs: 9g, Protein 13g, Fiber 2g, Fat 11g.
Enjoy!
-Dr Samantha
Seriously, HOW did you get your kid to eat that?
By Dr. Samantha Brody, On February 12, 2012

Green Stuff.
Simple. Start from the beginning. Of course there are some kids that no matter what you give them they won’t have a taste for healthy foods, but in my experience that’s the very rare exception. Naturopaths who have an emphasis on nutrition most often have children who eat a wide range of foods including varied vegetables, spices, whole grains, game meats, healthy fats, and even take herbs, fish oil, vitamins and other remedies without batting an eye. What’s so different about how we feed our kids? We give them healthy foods. Period. And call me a zealot but I say kids should get healthy foods and healthy foods only for as long as you can possibly manage it.
Children’s palates are a blank slate. They learn foods as they eat them. Now that said, some children do have an immediate dislike for certain textures or tastes. My friend Michelle posted a video on her blog a few years ago that proves this point swimmingly (please do not try this at home, folks.) But even if your child rejects a food, try it again every few weeks, you’ll be surprised at how your child’s tastes change.
A child who has never had white bread will be satisfied with whole grain. A child who hasn’t had food smothered in cheese won’t ask for mac and cheese for dinner. Oh, and by the way, dairy isn’t a nutrient, calcium is, vitamin D is, but your child will be fine if she doesn’t eat dairy on a regular basis as long as she’s getting enough calcium and vitamin D. But I digress.

After J licked the spinach out of the bottom of the bag. Really.
Here are some tips to start your child off right. And trust me, the earlier you start the better off you’ll be.
ETA: I just read this post to my husband and he pointed out I should add that another healthy tip is to skip dessert entirely. Just because you’re used to dessert, there is no reason to give it to children. Dinner can be complete, should be complete, without a sweet ending. How many adults wish they hadn’t developed that habit of wanting something sweet to eat at the end of a meal?
By Dr. Samantha Brody, On February 8, 2012
A few months ago, around Halloween, I started to have some shoulder pain when I was working out. This wasn’t terribly unusual for me so I ratcheted it back a bit but it kept getting worse. At the end of December I broke down and made an appointment to see the orthopedist. As a physician, I try not to self-diagnose so I played dumb at the appointment but my suspicion was also his suspicion- a SLAP lesion. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it’s not pretty. The first week of January I had an MRI done at Siker Imaging in Portland* and the result was as we expected. Oh, there were also a number of more minor issues- fraying, partial tears, fibrosis or tissue thickening, and inflammation. Not a terribly big surprise but a drag to hear, nonetheless.
As I was fully expecting the orthopedist to schedule surgery I was practically giddy to hear him say that he thinks aggressive PT might very well take care of my symptoms. It was almost enough for me to let slide his comment “Well you’re not 35 anymore.” True, that, but really, doesn’t he know that 43 is the new 35?
Anyway, in addition to the exercises, my PT wants me icing my shoulder for 15 minutes 5x a day. It’s not how I would do it if I were in charge but I’m leaving it up to her (did I just hear you gasp?). In order to facilitate the icing I bought a shoulder ice pack, which thankfully was available in a youth size for little league pitchers. Apparently my shoulder girdle is the size of a 12 year old’s.
I’ve also put myself on a bunch of anti-inflammatory supplements and I’m about to start a 6-8 week anti-inflammatory diet. I’m already a very healthy eater. No wheat, no dairy, very little soy, little sugar, no artificial anything (excepting a very occasional bag of sour patch kids- the dentist told me it was better for my teeth than eating lemons), and only ethically raised meat. But we’re digging in a little deeper for the next few months. No gluten, cooked tomato, peppers, pork-that one is a biggie for me, bread of any kind, potatoes, noodles, or other high carb items.
I’m actually pretty excited to have to put aside some of our standard fare and try some new recipes. We just bought 2 new cookbooks The Primal Blueprint and Well Fed, both paleo cookbooks with lots of very interesting recipes.
Oh, I had my first fail this morning with a smoothie: D’Adamo’s type O protein powder, hemp milk, frozen banana and greens powder. Gag. I’ll be back to post the recipes that actually work.
*As an aside I was shocked to find that I absolutely loved being in the MRI machine. It was weirdly soothing. I seriously could have spent the entire day in that tube.
By Dr. Samantha Brody, On February 5, 2012
Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday. We’re just over a month into 2012 and already I’m seeing that the gym isn’t quite so full of all of the resolution folks. But if you resolved to make healthier choices this year (or you have a healthy eating theme) and you are having trouble figuring out how to navigate in a world where most people don’t make healthy choices, Superbowl Sunday is a great opportunity to put your values into action.
These ideas aren’t specific, of course, to Superbowl parties, but can be used at any party. It just seems for some reason that a gathering around sports is more likely to include crappy food. What’s up with that?
Enjoy! (and go Giants!)
-Dr Samantha